Friday - cocktail party. invented my own cocktail. named it Drain-O. Was delicious. Name seemed to put people off ( Read more... )

I’m at work. I’m incredibly bored. They’ve blocked Facebook from our server. How, I ask, am I meant to indulge in the simple act of narcissism now ( Read more... )

So on the 26th July I became an aunty to the cutest little girl in the world, Isabelle Jones!! I'm obviously completely biased, but there's no fucking way you could disagree. She's a little bit prem, so the smallest makes her even cuter ( Read more... )

So it's not going to be anywhere near as entertaining as it used to be, mostly due to the fact that i'm now not a whore with a disposable income, but I think I'm going to start writing again!
I missed you, LJ! Missed you like the clap! *hugs*

Somebody PLEASE do something to make my life more interesting before I go postal from the mediocrity.
Any suggestions would be GREATLY appreciated.

I'm taking on my managers who earn $100,000 + a year ( Read more... )

HAHAHAHAHAHA
was just looking at pics on bree's lj and had the one of Tom in my bed up on screen and my mum walked in.
Didn't think much of it, coz I wasn't in the pic until Mum's face kinda filled up with shock when she recognised my dooner cover.

'Well, it's nice to know what you've been doing with your time.'

Touche, touche indeed!

Last week I met an English tradie ( Read more... )

We drove down to drop off some taxi money to Rob ( Read more... )

I could write for hours on new years eve, it was fucking amazing ( Read more... )