Merry christmas, my little ones ( Read more... )

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Week 2 ( Read more... )

Ok, so this will probably make me look like a whore, but seeing as I've had sex less times than I can count on one hand this year, I'm obviously not...
Either that, or grossly unattractive.

WEEK ONE

Ok, this was probably the most spastic weekend I've had in my life. Here we go...

( Thought I should cut this monsterous whore )

Heya kiddos, last weekend concluded the craziest month of my life ( Read more... )

I totally boned the guy I lost my virginity to ( Read more... )

So I'm over childcare ( Read more... )

I'm so doomed to be alone forever ( Read more... )

Yet another Nancy Sinatra song has been soiled ( Read more... )

I took life by the balls today and got myself a papsmear ( Read more... )