Dear the masses ( Read more... )

Since becoming a born again whore I've not been near a boy ( Read more... )

I'm a changed girl.
Boys = bad.
Hussiness = good.
Jones = Returning to whoredom.

Hold onto your pants, fellas (and 16 year old girls... bahahha, <3 you Leah)

Would you touch me with a ten foot pole?

So you're lying under hot boy, kissing and the such...
And then it happens...
Your vagina breaks and decides to rob you of a chance to get laid.
Fuck you, vagina.
I'ma fill you with broken glass!
*cries*

In other news, I did get to spoon with him. Awwww.

Man, there's nothing more depressing than not using you LJ for a long time and then coming back to find that EVERYBODY hates you ( Read more... )

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Is it just me or has LJ become all big?

I'm moving out.
I'm meeting new people.
THANK FUCKING GOD.

Notice my absence ( Read more... )

Have you ever been getting intimate with somebody and accidentally called them the wrong name ( Read more... )