Today I was on the way home from the dentist and took a risk and began singing along with Jeff Tweedy, even though I couldn’t feel my bottom lip. I’m sure I sounded pretty stupid - I was trying to be deliberate with my words so my numb tongue wouldn’t unknowingly get caught between my teeth. Well, I guess I was paying too much attention to my ( Read more... )

I wish I was normal. I'd give anything to be normal ( Read more... )

I'm sad because I'm a wuss ( Read more... )

I'm warning you - this post includes a mindless survey. I'm only doing this because I'm bored silly and need to occupy my time so I don't pass out on my desk. I never realized how dead offices are on Friday afternoons. This place is like a tomb. There's literally four other people in this department and it's usually a-buzz ( Read more... )

Lately I've been having trouble opening my childproof mouthwash bottle. It's just too hard. It makes my fingers hurt. But don't be fooled - this isn't putting out my fire of keeping up with my dental hygiene. It's just forcing me to be more meticulous with the dumb cap ( Read more... )

It's Tuesday. It's the afternoon. I'm bored. It's super cold in this office and walking outside into the sun makes me feel like I'm coming alive. Heh. Too bad I'm trapped here until 5. The day's gone by fast, so I can't complain ( Read more... )

As of Sunday, June 18, Dan has written me 1,000 pages worth of letters. Yes. We're that cool. Well...to the hoi polloi it's most likely lame, but to us...it's just cool. Our letters are legendary. Together we have well over 2,000 pages. I think Cheesecake Factory is in order ( Read more... )

Take note, drivers. If you're driving down the road with your brights on, runners hate them shining their eyes as much as other drivers. Seriously. I was running down the road the other night and this car was coming straight at me with the brights on. I kept mumbling to myself through my heavy breathing how I wish they would turn them off. About 2. ( Read more... )

My day? I fainted at work. I got a dizzy spell and knew I needed to sit down, but before I could do anything, my mom was hovering over my face asking if I was okay. I was laying on the office floor and I felt like I'd been asleep for hours. I hit my head on a doorway and bit my lip real bad. Now it's swollen and purple. I felt so dumb. I don't know ( Read more... )

I bought a bathing suit today...first one I tried on. I don't think that's ever, ever happened before.

This is basically the most hilarious and amazing thing I've ever seen...

He built this. And he's oh-so proud. Mhm. That's my boy.


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