WHY DID YOU HAVE TO HAVE SUCH A CUTE BABY?!

I hate you.

um yeeeeeeeeea.............so the past 4 years have pretty much been me wasting my time.

Dear Simple Bitch ( Read more... )

WORST THING EVER: Supervisor becomes best friends with BITCH.

1. BITCH becomes a secret spy and tells Supervisor everything that goes on in the kitchen.
2. Supervisor becomes a major pain in the ass.
3. Workers complain about how Supervisor became major pain in the ass.
4. BITCH goes and tells Supervisor.
5. Supervisor gets pissed and abuses power as a supervisor and ( Read more... )

Going back to school has filled a void in my stomach that has been growing over the past year and a half. Everything is finally coming together. Now I just need a new job with a 6 figure salary and I'll be set for life.

I am drawn to selfish people.

It's Wednesday morning, I'm starving for rampant intellectualism.

I need a drastic change from the monotony that is my life.

Not your normal, go somewhere else tonight change. I need to move.

To a different country.

Preferably in South America.

I'll live on a farm with a dog.

Day 7,426:

Feels like day two as I rot away on my couch that now has an imprint of an ass (mine) on my favorite cushion. With each passing moment the memory of the previous gets dimmer and dimmer because I'm slipping away into bliss.

I guess I'll just do something easy with my life and become the next President of the United States of America.

"Today I woke up, went to work, came home, fed our three cats and sat on the couch and smoked."

Isn't it funny how one particular sentence can sum up one day just as easily as it can sum up the past 100 days?