Dear Ms. Linda Diehl ( Read more... )

I have yet to begin my tumultuous task of prioritizing my de-prioritized life. However, I do not have strep throat anymore and I get to pick up (Mary Jane) today AND I get to see Kyle today after not seeing him for what feels like a millenium so I'm not that angry about that right now ( Read more... )

Finally, after two months of the most extreme procrastination in the history of procrastination, I am faced with a list of priorities that I must, well, for lack of better word, prioritize, before time runs out and I'm doomed to live a life of failure for the rest of forever.

In all of my glorious reverie over getting an apartment, juggling three ( Read more... )

There is a girl  I work with. Let's call her Shmashmanda. Shmashmanda suffers from Awkwardicity. This is when a person is so socially awkward, that they have serpassed being a social leper and moved on to the more uncomfortable stage of Awkardicity. Shmashmanda is the type of person to ruin a perfectly normal conversation with something abstract ( Read more... )

my "project" or industrial as normal people would call it, really fucking hurts.

Holy fucking shit.

aaaaaaaand i fucking hate working so fucking much.

1) get boxes
2) move coffee table
3) move clothes
4) dresser
5) couches
6) buy a new bed
7) move the new bed
8) move my books
9) move my desk
10) move all my other shit

kyle i'm going to need to borrow your car. k thanks :)

soooo i think i'm going to be a surrogate mother like in Baby Mama so i can make lots of $$....

if only that was possible

Joanna <3 + the cinema - school = BEST DAY EVER!

So, I'm hurting my family more than i can ever understand

Something-teenth day of school,

It’s official. My education is slowly being flushed down the academic toilet that is SBU. I am teetering on the edge of enjoying the company of dropouts and ne’er do wells. I have been absent so many times that my philosophy professor has put me on par with “drop my apple juice” boy, and my name has been changed to ( Read more... )