Happy days are here no more.

Also, looking at that entry about pregnant btich just made me think about pregnant bitch.

Will someone please explain the phenomenon that happens to me everytime I think of pregnant bitch ( Read more... )

Island Suxteen installed three 52" televisions equipped with 14 minute reels of movie clips and previews that repeat from 10am until 12am ( Read more... )

So for the past three days, I have been condemned to solitary confinement due to what seems to be a foreign strain of the flu. However, when I say solitary confinement, I really mean that I sleep most of the day and then attempt to go to work and fail miserably ( Read more... )

Dear Pregnant Bitch ( Read more... )

ahhh the internet.

....Normally I would spend 2 hours catching up on how much I haven't written in like mad long, however, there is a blunt that is waiting to be rolled.

Talk to you never!

Lick the dutch ( Read more... )

Since the day that Erin decided to transform the Nesconset Starbucks into a fiery pit of hell, I have become infinitely more depressed. It not only affects my desire to work at Starbucks, but it also affects my entire lifestyle as a whole.

It's a chain reaction that starts with me not wanting to wake up at 4am to go to work. That fact alone is ( Read more... )

My life as of late:
So, in the last week I've managed to go from 85+ hours a week to barely hitting 40...and that's WITH three jobs.

Here's why:
The dreaded Starbucks is making is making cutbacks because the "economic climate is not as cheerful as we would like it to be" (thanks, Erin for that colorful sentence), and Island 16 has just honorably ( Read more... )

It sounds like the children upstairs are being tortured by their parents. I know that this can't possibly be possible because my landlords are quite definitely the nicest people ever to have lived. However, it's the ones that you least expect it from that turn out to be the "loonies ( Read more... )