-Joseph seems to be singing to the music in his head, as he has no accompaniment.-Oh Suzy Q ( Read more... )

-Joseph has intentionally turned on the video function, setting it up on a counter and making a few adjustments before moving off frame. Our audience is treated to the sight of the most blindingly colorful plant any of you have probably ever seen, which bears fruit that is just as wacky. Joseph casually strolls into frame (on purpose) and gives the ( Read more... )

-What is recorded is a long string of humored laughter. The man seems to be having trouble BREATHING because he's laughing so hard. Seriously, he is literally Rolling On The Floor Laughing His Ass Off. Something really really funny must have happened. But in reality, there's something else going on...-

WHAT KIND OF LAMEASS BADGUY STEALS DOORS?

DizAMN son! You guys really just kinda flooded in, huh? Well sorry it's kind of a shithole at the moment, but hey, what're you gonna do, right?

Hey, anyone got a soda bottle? I've got a neat trick I can show you!

-The video feed just clicks to Joseph standing atop one of Sho's famous piles of "art". He's twirling something in his fingers for several moments before he tosses it into the air. It lands perfectly on his head and is revealed to be, in fact...

Sho Minamimoto's hat.-

Smelt a little funny when I got it, but it's fine now, eh? Another one in the

GOD DAMNIT ALL ( Read more... )

You know what I just realized?

It was my birthday yesterday

And now I want cake. Heh, makes me wish Suzy were here... we'd be in the kitchen together failing to make one. Heh...

-All that is heard is the sound of fighting. The communicator obviously wasn't meant to be turned on. There are small patches of light filtering through as the communicator moves about in Joseph's backpack, as well as the strange, almost electric sound of the Hamon at work. And something that sounds like high speed twirling. Someone's killing ( Read more... )

Holy shit... holy shit... HOLY SHIT

OH MY GOD

THE HELL IS OUTSIDE THE BUILDING? WHAT THE SHIT IS THIS?

-Jojo found monster corpses outside of Marshal. This isn't the part that freaks him out. The ritualistic mutilation of said corpses is freaking him out.-

So... I hear some kid's putting together an Emergency Response Team.

You might need some muscle.

YO DISCEDO! SIGN UP FOR THE EMERGENCY RESPONSE TEAM!

Because I KNOW some of you guys, like me, ain't got nothing else better to do. And this shit happens too much for us not to do something about it.

You're welcome, kid.