You bastard... you're still going to do it. Nothing's gonna change. I wasn't... I couldn't stop you.

You idiots just sent a good man to his death...

-Joseph is... yeah, he's definitely crying. The winds pick up, indicating he's outside. A few more crunches of snow and there's suddenly one loud crunch as Joseph collapses to his knees. His fist is ( Read more... )

JESUS CHRIST THAT HURTS! Like getting bitten by a Hamon powered lobster of something. AT LEAST I'VE GOT THE LAST OF MY HATS BACK. Sheesh, NO RESPECT, you guys. But it ain't worth holding a grudge over, I guess ( Read more... )

-The familiar clatter of a communicator hitting the floor is heard, the video mode having been activated for another purpose, likely to make a post, but that action was interrupted. Given the darkness, it's very difficult to see a damn thing, but soon, something becomes very clear ( Read more... )

YOU KNOW, I THINK I GOT THE HANG OF THIS WHOLE BODYGUARD THING, HA HA! I've completely reworked my sleep schedule. I'm am totally on it, now, so there ain't NOTHIN' getting past me. I'm a fucking pro at this. JUST ANOTHER AWESOME ACCOMPLISHMENT OF THE AMAZING JOSEPH JOESTAR ( Read more... )

Man, this place is just ten kinds of crazy, ain't it? Gotta say, though, I enjoy the excitement. Even without the Hamon, I'm kicking ass and taking names, oh yeah!

But uh... I'm supposed to look for some guy...

HEY LELOUCH-OR-WHATEVER, I'VE GOT A MESSAGE FOR YAH!!

So uh...

I kinda wrecked the comic shop I was staying in during a monster attack. So Caesar and I are officially homeless.

...Anybody mind letting two AWESOME DUDES shack up with them?

Seriously, we're at a loss here. NO WHERE TOO CROWDED, because I tend to be kinda loud.

-One can hear the sounds of fighting as the communicator turns out. There's a horrid death cry from a monster shortly afterward, and proud laughter from one Joseph Joestar-

Hear that, Caesar? That's ANOTHER to tally to my list! I AM SO GOOD AT THIS!

Tch, this place just seems like one fight after another...

HA! I can take it! Just bring it on! I'll show you what a true hamon fighter can do!

...But all the action seems to be happening when I'm not there. How lame!

Hey, is this, like, some kinda weird German telegrapher or what? HELLOOOO! Is this thing on? -There is some loud thunking sounds as he is obviously smacking the device around- Is anyone there? Stupid thing... I was on my honeymoon, damnit! This really sucks... Suzy Q is gonna be mad as hell, too. Well, maybe I can find my way to some kinda bomb ( Read more... )

( JOJO WAS A MAN WHO THOUGHT HE WAS A LONER )