...David was killed on a patch of manicured, mown & freshly raked grass?!

Captain James T Kirk raised his fist to the sky and screamed his rage to the heavens.

“LAAAAWWWNN!!!”

Palpitine closed his eyes and checked his urge to force-strangle the man. Not yet. Not in public.

“So… the Imperial Senate has decided it wants to cancel the death star construction program?”

The terrified man nodded so briefly it was barely noticeable.

“Why?”

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"First, Sorceress, I'm going to insert these crystal balls into you." gloated Skeletor. "Then you'll be well and truly f*cked."

- from Fifty Shades of Grayskull, by Evil-Lyn James

EAT PAH! YOUR CHILDREN WILL BE STONG AND HAVE THE POWER TO CONQUER THEIR FOES IN THE PLAYGROUND!

The witches paused, taken aback by Macbeths question.

Impatiently Macbeth asked again. "Look you said 'Unitil Birnam Wood comes to Dunsinane' - does this mean that Ents will be involved? Its kind of important."

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The Cylon advanced upon them, red eye gleaming, scanning from side to side.

“Doctor! Get out of there!” Rory & Amy chorused

With a slight smile and tweak on his bow-tie, the doctor pulled out the psychic paper and held it up directly in front of the Cylon.

There was a pause followed by a distinctly audible ‘beep’ and the Cylon froze.

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My Name is DCI Sam Tyler. I was in a car accident in 2008 and I woke up to find myself on a spaceship called the Heart of Gold.

Marvin tells me that this happens depressingly often, but am I dead? Mad? Or… in the future?

"Go to MIR-sector. Save our people."

A final time, he lifted his head and spoke.

"My brother. My captain. My king."

His head sank back against the rough-trod earth, and he whispered his last.

"And remember ... the Computer ... is your ... friend."

-- from "The Death of Bor-O-MIR", trad.