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Lola Gets a Tow-la
I'm giving up and having Lola towed to the nearest volkswagen mechanic tomorrow around 10am.
Now, marvel briefly at my circa-2002 html capabilities!!! Vroom vroom....?
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My Olympic Dick
Do you think Bruce Jenner would give me his dick if I asked him nicely? He clearly doesn't need it anymore, and my whole life I've felt incomplete without one. -
Regarding My Pessimism:
I think that just about ANYBODY would be having a hard time if they'd had as much consecutive bad luck as we have over the past few months. -
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Does anybody want to come murder me? You have to do it quickly. No rape.
And when I'm dead you can take whatever you want. Message me for details. -
Two Broken Cars, One New Bike
I've been searching for a cheap bike for 3 years, and I finally found one that fit my requirements. This is good news, I guess, seeing as how both my cars need a shitload of work. Like, more than they're worth. But this bike was $15.
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