Ro-bert... The soap is in the mail. I'm calling Tommy to give him directions on how to wash your mouth out with soap. Do I need to email you with directions for bathing? Or laundry?
And you know very well that fast food can't be better than my kidney pie.
I love you, no matter how reprehensively you behave. I am, however, disappointed. You were taught better manners. Mummy
This came after the pic with those girls who could not stay vertical...mummypattzSeptember 25 2008, 21:05:17 UTC
Dear Robert, I am tired of seeing these pictures of pictures of you dressed like a hobo. Take a bath, clean your fingernails, and shave at least once a week. Tell Tommy to shave, too.
There are some clothes in here. I've matched them up into outfits and color-coded them like the Grrr-Animals you used to wear when you were a tot. Here are some new shoes, too. Do not take the laces out of them. And some clean socks and underwear. And about that green shirt that you and Tom keep passing about: I have been telling you for years to throw the bloody thing away! Just do it. I'm your Mum. You should listen to me.
Also, Nana is worried about you. Seems she keeps running up on videos of you pissed out of your mind. She thought you knew how to hold your liquor better. Those yanks are having a bad effect on you.
I've been checking out the fangroups as well. I've included a little something that might help with the Twilight Moms. Do you remember when you were a baby and played with those little noisemakers that made animal sounds? This one cries
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The soap is in the mail. I'm calling Tommy to give him directions on how to wash your mouth out with soap. Do I need to email you with directions for bathing? Or laundry?
And you know very well that fast food can't be better than my kidney pie.
I love you, no matter how reprehensively you behave. I am, however, disappointed. You were taught better manners.
Mummy
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I am tired of seeing these pictures of pictures of you dressed like a hobo. Take a bath, clean your fingernails, and shave at least once a week. Tell Tommy to shave, too.
There are some clothes in here. I've matched them up into outfits and color-coded them like the Grrr-Animals you used to wear when you were a tot. Here are some new shoes, too. Do not take the laces out of them. And some clean socks and underwear. And about that green shirt that you and Tom keep passing about: I have been telling you for years to throw the bloody thing away! Just do it. I'm your Mum. You should listen to me.
Also, Nana is worried about you. Seems she keeps running up on videos of you pissed out of your mind. She thought you knew how to hold your liquor better. Those yanks are having a bad effect on you.
I've been checking out the fangroups as well. I've included a little something that might help with the Twilight Moms. Do you remember when you were a baby and played with those little noisemakers that made animal sounds? This one cries ( ... )
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I sincerely had tears in the corner of my eyes coz I was trying to stiffle my laughter.
LOL
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