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My tweets
- Sat, 08:37: Mary had a little lamb, she tied it to a pylon A thousand volts shot up its bum and turned its wool to nylon. ...so go easy on black sheep.
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A couple comments I posted regarding the issue of corporal punishment.
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Some of you may or may not remember my sister's mishap when she fell from a balcony, pretty exactly a year ago ( Read more... ) -
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I'm tired of people who expect me to act remorseful without offering me any kind of apology themselves in the first place. If you're not sorry, I'm not sorry. Simple as that. But no. All they care about is for their bullshit to be hidden from the public eye. And I have no reason to grant them that. I'm not gonna be kind to bullies. -
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I was just talking about fish, and I couldn't make up my mind whether to say 'fish' or 'species' next so I ended up saying 'feces'. Open foot, insert mouth. -
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The early bird catches the worm
But the second mouse catches the cheese
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