Beneath is what happens when I ask Maysa for help with how to start a personal statement. Together we crafted a masterpiece of an intro, I think ( Read more... )

I just wanted to use that subject title. It’s not relevant at all to what I’m writing, but I can’t resist throwing in random jokes sometimes ( Read more... )

We’ll call them “The Mormons”. 2 handsome guys in their early 30’s, nice builds and with that charm usually reserved for arrogant mormons. Since I heard one mention “God” at some point I think my assessment is valid. 20% tip; they obviously wanted me ( Read more... )

buzz buzz went the lightning as it whispered to the firefly;
jealous of the spanking its wings gave the wind

I really need to start packing.

She also is killing many zombie/alien/things. That's family for you ( Read more... )

Today I bought an interesting shirt. "It's all fun and games until the flying monkeys attack" -- complete with a stick figure drawing ( Read more... )

::X-mas themed ( Read more... )

I worked. I fell asleep instead of volunteering. I awoke to a phone call. I watched Amelie.

I had never seen the movie before. It was a good mix of depressing romanticism and comedy. Afterward in a melancholic state I typed www.fate.com in the address bar. It was validating.

I've let myself go. No, not let. Wording is important after all ( Read more... )

I mean, sure, I haven't had sex in over a year (Aaah!!!! has it been that long?) And sure, I don't have ovaries. Neither do I have a uterus. But I just have this feeling, you know? Like at night, I'll just be in my bed and I can't go to sleep for the longest time -- like 10 minutes or so -- and I'll just keep thinking, "What if I'm the first ( Read more... )