Every fuckerf: I want togo to the doctor to have a question about moving my penis. Right now it hangs in the normal manly place from right below the stomach. I want to have it hung from my testicle (either right or left it doesnt matter). I want info from lades, what she think? I think from the testicles it gets more length and testossterone from ( Read more... )

This is a small family recipe -- it sounds really awful, but it simple to make fun and is really tasty! Good for a quick warm lunch.

·         1 piece of shit

·         1 egg

·         A little butter

·         Bread (roll, bagel, slice, club, whatever)

·         Pepper, salt, curry powder, other season if desired. I wouldn’t fuckin put in ( Read more... )

I’ve come up a new game and I want to sell it so Milton Bradley or whoever will be interested. This is going to be the year’s HIT amongst teens and even thirty-something year olds I can just see it. Its called Crap-in-the-Pants ( Read more... )

Who Ever has the password to my account, FUCK OFF. I'm going to change it today.

In the shower yester,day, touchin my balls. Thinking about girl from supermarket and how I got meet her. Fuck her! Fuck her brains out. Almost made my balls fall groud n water. It doesn’t want to get wet. I got turned into a fucking monster. Forget about girl for a minute. I gotta tell you why I haven’t post journal for six moth. Got something to ( Read more... )

I made a fucking mix cd for Amy using Dr Wu's cds. She things he make it but it really me. I so selfless for my live for her.

Let me tell you about something I did last night. I'll tell you about the motherfucker I pay money to. He gives me information about a certain person I write quite a lot about: Amy. She having her birdday party at Tapeo and I not invited. I see the bitch gym thjis morning, try to telepathy read her some poums and she ignores me; does'nt give the ( Read more... )

God I haven’t posted shit in week. Very many week since I write last you all miss me? Fuck you, I doubt it. Amy never responded to poum I wrote for her, it so beautiful it went like

Amy Suck my dick at the prom

She better at it even then my mom

Ah it don’t matter she don’t talk to me

I got a fucking chicken to screw you see?

And so on like that. ( Read more... )

Amy - sitting here having a coffee made me think of her ( Read more... )

I lay on your floor searching whispers

Night lights me the day is no empathy

You ring you gave me after beeting embers

Please don’t give me your pity

Flack jacket sunshine tallyhoe bovine

Susan react to her for paris in the rhine

I spent your day for hospital

You told me you were so hostile

I dreamed of cookies and bed

Black jacket rhymes ( Read more... )