Someday, everyone will have these. You might not think it, to look at the gargantuan monoliths of valves and punchcards, but someday everyone else will have a Personal Computer. A PC! I'm totally copywrighting that acronym now ( Read more... )

I was bored. The result was a list of excuses not to do the dishwasher. Who knows how these things happen.

I can't do the dishwasher because:1) I have dishwashophobia ( Read more... )

Anyway, I don't believe I've made any important broadcasts since before Crimbo. So here is my teachings. Learn well, my young friends.

Xmas summary: I got a DS. And a Telescope. Now you know.

New Year: Unlike the previous year which I greeted while taking a piss, I started 2007 playing poker like a badass.

2007 Plans: I aim to be an elite ( Read more... )

Here is a story I found that I wrote at the age of about 11, released 12 years later for your amusement (errors an' all):

The Three WheelerIt was a nice sunny day so my brother and I went down to "Rip Off" a local car dealer. We were met by a very nice man who showed us some of his best state-of-the-art three wheelers. Some had things missing such ( Read more... )

"IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE ( Read more... )

Not had this journal all that long and already it stands neglected, like a failed flan. As many will already know, I now have a job working in a shoe shop whilst I prepare to enter the RAF. This is quite a long haul. I need to start training before March to be young enough to qualify as a pilot (what I'm joining for). And that might sound a while ( Read more... )

History is really interesting. I challenge anyone who thinks it isn't. And the odd thing is, stuff happens that you sometimes never realised at all. For example, did you know British soldiers entered and burned down Washington D.C in 1814? I didn't even know they had more than one war. And sometimes there are things where the circumstances appear ( Read more... )

I really need to go get a shower, but I'm hungry and need to eat first. But I feel I can't go downstairs and eat in just a towel, yet the longer I sit here the more daunting the prospect of a shower before eating becomes.

Deep.

I just had a bitter insect battle with the mother of all Tipulidae around my lightbulb and the corner by my window. Swiping with a book proved ineffective as it seemed to just carry on flying from the most severe of strikes. In the end, the victor was a pair of scissors. Let that be a lesson to any other cretinous flyers that think it's funny to ( Read more... )

The TV licencing people seem to think they're psychic. "You'll get a TV licence eventually" they say. Probably, but so fucking what? They'll die eventually. Does that mean I can kill them? Unfortunately no. To them, the notion that someone doesn't have a TV is completely impossible to comprehend. I have a small box with a screen on it, which I use ( Read more... )