I'll still post my private and/or whiny crap here. (Protected, usually.) But if you want to read funny Dan's stuff, or just generally wish to be more "entertained" than "whinged at", you should go here: http://piratedan.com/blog/ Bear in mind that I do not promise that it will be SFW. There may be pictures of boobs and/or butts. Or other ( Read more... )

Well, that took too many years to finally do: http://piratedan.com/blog/ (Thanks to SLD)

Got dumped tonight. I figure that since the whole purpose of LJ is for people to whine, I might be required to post about it ( Read more... )

The cheesy, optimistic, and very uncharacteristic phrase I came up with today?

"They are called 'setbacks' not 'turn-backs'."

If that sounds way too chipper and upbeat coming from me, imagine that I used it to encourage myself to try roasting a second bacon-wrapped infant after the first one got a bit burnt.

The term "EarthBoom" (or "Earthboom" or "Earth Boom") that we have been using for years might get referenced in an mmorpg. Tee hee.

Three reasons I could be gay:
1. I know what bell sleeves are
2. I don't watch sports
3. I notice when women change their hair.

Three reasons I'm actually not gay, in ascending order of importance:
3. I'm not into dudes.
2. I am into chicks.
1. I fucking hate broadway musicals.

After the recent dating debacle, I figured I should "get back on the horse ( Read more... )

A girl I know makes these hair clip thingies that you can buy. Obviously I have no use for any such thing, but I'll all about trying to help a friend out.

Also, if, by some chance, you do buy something from her, tell her I sent you. There's probably a drink in it for me if that happens.

Another IM with Sue ( Read more... )

IM conversation between me and a friend. I'll call the friend "Sue", mostly because that's her name ( Read more... )