"We are all a little weird and life’s a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love."
#2. All his ex-girlfriends are “crazy.” Chances are if all the women he’s dated are nuts, his behavior likely went a long way towards making them that way.
Hey, it's cool. I just sent an email to a Craigs list Job posting and forgot to attach my resume. Nothing says, "I have grade a office assistant front desk receptionist skills" than that!