( Gimme. )

So yeah, I'm pretty goddamn greedy.
Here is my Christmas list.
FEEL FREE TO GET ANYTHING FROM THIS FOR ME ;]

( HELLA )

IAmMyspaceLOLZ: GET OVER YOURSELF BECAUSE I HAVE NOTHING ELSE TO SAY AND EVERY WORD THAT COMES OUT OF MY MOUTH IS SIMPLY A DEFENSE MECHANISM BECAUSE I AM LEFT FRIENDLESS :'[!

The gist of everything she's ever said.

And a personal PS:

Have fun at Sandra Day. Maybe you won't fuck up half as bad as you usually do ♥

I seem to be having a lurker problem, specifically the lipstick stained lipped, saggy breasted, rat's nest for hair cunt rag who's unfortunate parents named her Danielle McDermott.

So dear, suck a fat one [if you can get one that is actually respectable, that is], because this shit is going private.

So we're watching this in yearbook.
Way to be 5 hours long, everything Michael Jackson makes.

Thinking back on what is happening recently, I think I understand why I have such a malicious attitude towards the certain people that are causing shit. Maybe its because she reminds me so much of my dad. The fact that she can't take responsibility for the things she does and says. Maybe that is why I dislike her so much. We weren't even that great ( Read more... )

I hate my life.

No joke.

PS: I found out that my dead grandpa was a tranny.
Awesome news on the western front, I might say.

HEYSUP.

So its lunch time.
I just saw Karla Rosarita Sanchez Dominguez.

And now I'm chillin with Kim Kay in yearbook.

FASCINATING.

I need someone:
+ who has access to a general anasthetic (Novacaine preferably).
+ who has sterilized scissors.
+ who has a masters in oral surgery.

Why?

Because I need my oral frenulum cut.
The webbing under my tongue.
They won't pierce it unless it's cut.

IF YOU KNOW ANYONE WITH THESE QUALIFICATIONS, LET ME KNOW.
I WILL GIVE THEM DOME TO SNIP

Sometimes I consider that she could only be keeping me around for child support.
It sucks to think that kind of thing.