Okay, so here it is ( Read more... )

It's a freezing winter night and outside my window the snow is falling quick and heavy- covering everything in puffy white mounds. Mountains of snow hiding all the things I've grown sick of looking at Mailboxes,stairs,walkways,bushes,everything. It's a regular winter wonderland outside my window, a beautiful scene, something worthy of an Ansel ( Read more... )

You don't know satisfaction until you hit someone over the head with a barstool.
Part Three

PART ONE.Here I am in Johnny's Bar. It's after hours and I'm drinking a whiskey sour and he's drinking a beer. His two associates are there behind the bar drinking nothing. Everyone's smoking cigarettes. They all look very serious and Johnny keeps running ( Read more... )

Goodbye

7 hours and 42 minutes before I go to court
and I am piisss fuking drunk]
oh well.
3 to 7 months?
kiss my ass.
we got the disorderly conduct charge dropped
and the failure to appear in court charge dropped
I will triumph.
fuck your tax dollars.
I will winn

Homoerotica.

I've decided to start writing crime stories.

Fat Drunk Creep
Got a night job at Wal Mart
I'm going undercover with the mutants of Wal Mart

Don't make me laugh ( Read more... )

There really should be a breathalyzer on this thing.

For Jesicka, The girl with the beautiful legs.

It's the father from my new story.
My Father was a truely remarkable man with an unprecedented appetite for fun. One that hasn't been matched by anyone to this day. He also had a bigger appetite for whiskey than any single person I've ever met or, even heard of. He always had a flask of one hundered ( Read more... )