I'M SOOOO SICK OF YOU FUCKING BASTARDS ( Read more... )

None of asked for this.
My sister takes really long showers
and I don't know if it's because she masturbates in there
or if she spends the whole time with a razor in her hand
contemplating suicide
it's probably the latter
or both
My mother can not possibly accept that she's wrong
she can't accept failure
she can't accept that she's the reason her ( Read more... )

It was a windy Tuesday night ( Read more... )

WE REALLY STOMP ON THE TERRA.

I GAVE THAT FUCKER A SAVAGE BEATING.
TRUELY, A GLORIOUS DAY FOR THE McCaughey Knoll Family.

These people are really serious,really funny, or really stupid ( Read more... )

I hate getting phone calls from strange mothers
looking for their daughters when I haven't even seen them all day or night
real freaksObvious sexual deviants with half a damaged brain ( Read more... )

I've been watching figure skating for most of the day.
and I must say
I have found my calling
These people are glorious champions who should be honored profusely
with statues and monuments
they should be reminded of their greatness every 10 minutes or less

This is a bareknuckle boxing match to the death.
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
YOU MUST BE FUCKING WITH ME!
YOU'RE BLAMING ME FOR YOUR UGLY DOGS DEATH ( Read more... )

ELVIS FUCKING CHRIST.
I LOVE BEING THE HUMAN ICEBERG OF THE DECADE.
Are you lying to me?
I don't know yet...baby.
I'm such a life ruiner.
sex while on the phone with an ex lover
is even better
(and creepier)
than it sounds