damn it sucks when very cute boys turn into gross punks that wear eyeliner

ahahahahhahahahahahha

I went to Joshua Tree this weekend!

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burn after reading was soooooo amazing. evveeerrryooonnne has to see it!!! brad pitt is hilarious and i'm in love with george clooney and john malchovich.

let's move to long beach and have crazy perverted men over who insist on us peeing on them and being very violent. why not, right?

i got the job!!! yayayayayayyayayay!!!

Last night, I arrived home around 12 am. I brushed my teeth and got into bed and was reading my book. I kept seeing something out of the corner of my eye but I was convinced it was my exhaustion, but I looked up and saw a little baby mouse running around. I FUCKING SCREAMED AND STARTED CRYING. I WAS SCREAMING FOR MY DADDY. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME I ( Read more... )

i like how i have 2 days of school left and i got my first saturday school today and my distinguished oiler award got taken away from me.

YAY!!!

eww remember when i got an application to american apparel and turned it in? i officially hate myself.

I never update this bullshit anymore. I'm going to be 18 in 2 weeks. My plan is to ride my bike without a helmet, while scratching a lotto ticket and performing statutory rape. My dad is giving me a job where I put together computers. It is $12.50 an hour so I'm pretty stoked. I got into CSULB and I'm going. I don't know what I want to do, but ( Read more... )

My econ teacher asked me if I wanted to babysit her grandson today.
What kind of maternal vibes am I giving off these days?