STOP TOUCHIN' ME IN SENSITIVE SPOTS.

It's my birthday in four days, so... I really think everyone who reads this should give me a present or ten. I GO THROUGH ENOUGH SHIT TO DESERVE A FEW THINGS, SO DON'T BE STINGY.

:)

I'm tired of fightin'. Thought it'd help a little, but I'm an even bigger mess.

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The blood is still oozing from my eyebrow.

Someone likes to PMS. And that someone can't take a joke.

Tch. Why do people blow a lotta ass?

Here is what I wanted to say in a nutshell:

- I am still master of my domain, so that's really good. I hope to see Baiken and Malik-homo give in soon, though. I'm crying.- Since I gave Malik-homo a special honorific, I don't think it would be fair for Anji and Baiken, my two bestest buddies, to miss out. Anji is now Anji-PhD, and Baiken is now ( Read more... )

A lot of times, people will respond a yes or no question with "Mmmhmmm" or "Uh uh" and they wiggle their head around. No one knows what they're saying!

Yes and No are always happy. They are clear answers, and no one has to wiggle their head!

--Passage from the book, "How To Be Polite".

YOUR MOM, ANJI. MMM-HMM.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MALIK-HOMO! MEET ME AT DEW DROP CAFE FOR THAT HEMORRHOID CREAM I GOT FOR YOU!!