I am not allowed to inform you of my wherabouts ( Read more... )

Would you like high heels to go with your new "coat"?

And no, we still do not have a private playground for crossdressing anomalies. Have a nice day.

Work has been productive. There hasn't been any extra time to spend updating this journal, unfortunately. The absence of entries will be redeemed by this account of my activities at the new job ( Read more... )

I am now employed! At a place the humans call "Burger King." It's nothing compared to being an Agent, but it seems fun.

People are behaving very unsympathetic to my situation. The man who runs this hotel has greeted my mourning with mockery. He called me a "no-good drunk" and used some very foul human words to suggest I find another job. Stupid human. He doesn't comprehend that another job would not be suitable for an Agent. I was designed to be an Agent. I was not ( Read more... )

Eben if drukn I can fromulate germmeticaly corret sentces. I need too try harer. Dot went athories seing my germmetical rerors. Then i can het my piston back ( Read more... )

hwo knu comprogrms ge drun! i habotlel o voka...irealigoo!

amstil unploy....wanjo bak...sal wilmhsv gaul! neeworon grmmr,thn ige mijo ba!

I am unemployed, exiled, and stuck in a subpar human motel that surprisingly has come with a refridgerator and little glasses of alcohol. As if I could get drunk.

This is all Williams' fault.

Agent Williams wasn't lying....

I had my Photo ID picture taken today. It's terrible. I'm cross-eyed in the picture--which wasn't my fault. They made me remove my sunglasses. I suppose I did better than Williams, who wore his "undercover" outfit. He definately won't show up in the picture...with that "bling bling" of his.

Interesting to see the anomaly and the program claiming ( Read more... )