I have some non-biodegradable cyber-jargon stuck in my choppers. And I feel tingly inside.

And I have been detained briefly in my quest for a place of residence. I shall continue looking, creating, and scheming.

And I've taken up yoga. I'm trying to build up my...stamina...just in case I need to, er...fight. AHAHAHA.

I am darting off to take the big carp to w0man_1n_r3d's place. She volunteered to cook it for me, so yeees. I look forward to discovering what *her* secret recipe is ( Read more... )

Humans disgust me. A person - I'm assuming she was female, though I by no means wanted to find out - reached out to me in the alley. "A GOOD TIME FOR A TEN! A GOOD TIME AND A HALF FOR TWELVE!" she cried, just as I was on my way to...well, that's none of your business. I tried to be as polite as a conniving program can be, but she just stood there ( Read more... )

I can smell you from here, Neo. Wherever you are, wherever you go, I shall find you. That is inevitable.