I am so much more attractive than this, I hope:

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[x-posted to matrix_agentsI decided to name my rottweiler Mitzi. Now, I realize that's a feminine-sounding name, and perhaps not quite so ferocious, but I figure, with a name so...poofified...people will misjudge his true nature, as some naive humans have tended to misjudge mine ( Read more... )

*goes off in search of w0man_1n_r3d*

How will she know it's me and not one of my many clones? Ah, drats! I must come up with some way for her to recognize me among my minions. Hmm...

*lost in deep thought*

Dear me, I completely forgot - last night, I'd gone out to shush up owls hooting all through the night [no, I didn't intend to kill them, I merely wanted to intimidate them]. Well, I went outside my abode, grumbling and cursing under my breath, when I looked up into a tree and saw...not owls...but this thing...

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I went out miniature golfing today. Well, I *tried* to, anyway. A little pimply-faced brat of about 17 said it was a family-type establishment and he said I most *certainly* am not a family-friendly, safe sort of fellow ( Read more... )

I have been taking some time to take Sati around to some of my favorite, less-dark haunts. She seems to like the alcove with the harbor seals best. She says the big, mean males remind her of me, in that we appear so big and tough, yet really, we're just fluffiness in disguise ( Read more... )

I stole a penguin.


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The great thing about me is that if I have a bad day and start feeling ugly, I have hundreds of other uglies to keep me company.

If I feel unusually dashing...well...it's not *technically* incest, I don't suppose...

My forehead is way more dignified than the one in this atrocious rendering of me...

*points*

And thank you to the lovely lady who gave me the 14th century Florentinian sword - you know who you are. *winks*

I finally decided upon an abode, which is what has taken me so long to return to this...disgusting...bit of internet filth.

Maybe someone will throw me a housewarming party, who knows?

I selected a discreet island location, totally created by me.


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