I'm out shopping [undercover] for a prezzy for 5ev3n...

Like my incognito attire? I think it's quite lovely.


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Hmm...I wonder if 5ev3n likes hot fudge sundaes. I just bought all the toppings you could ever imagine, in my own Agenty attempt at winning back her affections ( Read more... )

x-posted in matrix_agentsI've directed this at 5ev3n, but feel free to partake of my thoughts as well...you know you all get some sick joy out of seeing an Agent in distress ( Read more... )

I drove in a truck just now with my hair wet and now I look like a balding Liza Minelli.

And...I think I may "like" 5ev3n...

Is that strange?

If only I really could bust a groove like this. That would be astounding.

However, my hair is MUCH more attractive than that.

*slaps voluptuous forehead*

Well...really...it isI need to take up a hobby...and I haven't copied myself in quite awhile...sad, really. Quite a few of me have been becoming excessively needy lately...stopping 'round the ( Read more... )

When 5ev3n said she thinks she may have a connection to me, I heard her words incorrectly. I thought she said "attraction to," and something weird happened inside me...a weird, light feeling. Strange.

I am seriously considering going to a bakery wearing nothing but a sombrero and Birkenstocks...and my Fred Flintstone boxers. Just to see if anyone recognizes me ( Read more... )

I've been lost lately, meandering down alleyways and sidewalks, thinking about what it means to be human...and then what it means to be me ( Read more... )

My journal "layout", which looks like a techno loving teen's wetdream on crack, and "userinfo", which is rather nice, will blind your eyes and scar your minds. My somewhat-sincerest apologies if they do.

And thank you so much, w0man_1n_r3d, for your kind words of comfort. It's not easy being a sentient being sometimes, but ah...you have to take good things ( Read more... )

If I was a human, I'd be constipated about now. I can almost feel my bowels constricting, bubbling inside like some sort of festering disease. It's tearing me apart, but...what is IT? If it is a feeling, something I SENSE, well, then...maybe there's something wrong with me. And then...oh...the confusion! Do I feel? Do I weep? What is the PURPOSE of ( Read more... )