God:
Jesus said, let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Me:
..Jesus was a stoner?
God:
That was not very polite.
Me:
your mom wasn't very polite
God:
I don't really have a mother.
Me:
oh.. i'm sorry
God:
Dude! Do you really mean it?
Me:
no
God:
I didn't think you did.
Me:
yeah.. All knowing. Go figure.
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