No wonder everyone hates me.
Duh.
I'M NOT BLONDE!
Man, why didn't I think of that before? I'm so dumb. Well, here's my foolproof plan for perfection:
1. Dye hair blonde. And if I'm feeling extra-hot, I'll get highlights too!
2. Get liposuction. Make those inner things and stomach bulges go bye-bye!
3. Buy blue color contacts. Brown is so last
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