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I'm so trendy.

Jan 23, 2004 17:02

No wonder everyone hates me.

Duh.

I'M NOT BLONDE!

Man, why didn't I think of that before? I'm so dumb. Well, here's my foolproof plan for perfection:
1. Dye hair blonde. And if I'm feeling extra-hot, I'll get highlights too!
2. Get liposuction. Make those inner things and stomach bulges go bye-bye!
3. Buy blue color contacts. Brown is so last ( Read more... )

Comments 20

anonymous January 23 2004, 15:03:47 UTC

being blonde must be great. and hey: if you get highlights... maybe someone will actually notice.
<3 reneé

DYLLLL anonymous January 23 2004, 15:32:36 UTC

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA i love you so much it hurts!

OH DYLAN! you retard...why didnt you know this before... DUH! of course you need to go blonde. that dark hair just does NOT go with your complexion.

hey, maybe we could dye each others hair. ya know, i am a hairdresser's assistant...(fresh curls?! you know. moisture matters)

<3 ral

winterstruth January 23 2004, 15:43:49 UTC

i think its funny that it bothers us so much... but fuck its just not fair. i hate boys.

hahaha winterstruth January 23 2004, 21:16:12 UTC

you know what funny, i have no clue what you guys are really talking about(cause i never get to hang out with you guys anymore :( ) but on the other hand i think i have the right idea on what you are talking about. i dont think that makes any since. but oh well. luv you all!!
jenji

messianicmatt January 23 2004, 15:47:24 UTC

why didn't you tell me brown eyes were out of style, i need some color contacts too if that is the case. and you needing liposuction, i dont think so.

ohh deff blonde dr_roboto January 23 2004, 18:58:19 UTC

wow dylan youd look so sexy with blonde hair and blue eyes. then youd be the only arian in our english class other than mrs buchanan even though shes now got the platinum hair, which i shouldnt have said to her. anyways yeah if brown eyes are out im screwed. i think i need liposuction too, hey do you think we could get like a 2 for 1 deal??

Re: ohh deff blonde dr_roboto January 24 2004, 22:58:26 UTC

u see david
we have a problem here, u suck major dick. maybe if u werent so gay i wouldnt have said anything, unfortunately ur attempt to be funny was just so pitiful i couldnt hold myself in. why must u embarrass urself by making ur retardation publicized? i honestly dont know. what i do know is u have a severe case of what doctors have identified as loose ass. well see ya later bye bye!
ps there are no two for one liposuction deals, but i still reccomend u get the job done.

Re: ohh deff blonde dr_roboto January 26 2004, 14:59:36 UTC

i love making my retardeness publicized. thats why im here. why must you make your assholeness publicized. i know being an asshole is fun and i enjoy being one but then again to do it anonymously is just plain pussyicized <--i know you liked my word. and i am looking into that liposuction. where do you think i need it most my stomach or my fat ass? both?

Re: ohh deff blonde _burnthisletter January 26 2004, 19:04:48 UTC

You boys are silly.

David, let's call about that lipo.