No more binge drinking, I say! No more!!

UREKA!!

Ahem. Millicent, Gregory, you’ll both be pleased to learn that I have finally at long last discovered the solution to your (and my own)…duplicate worries ( Read more... )

Dear me, kiddies, it seems we've broken our favorite Professor! Snape the 2nd, signing in once more! I'd finally caved enough to give this brute his computer back (although I am in no way surrendering) because my VERY good friend Sirius Black has shown me where the computer that he's been using is. And so I'd decided to use that one, because my ( Read more... )

I've had it up to the ears with that man! Just because he thinks I'm a duplicate of himself he can treat me like dirt! Well I'll teach him, won't I? Besides, I'm NOT a duplicate, I'm an extension of him separated by a mere accident, more like his other half than anything else. Wouldn't he like to be able to figure that out? But of course he ( Read more... )

Dumbledore won't be happy about this. I've been avoiding my duties as watchdog and have instead been supervising the erection construction of the bonfire. I doubt the little cretins will kill anything. And, really, it's not like I'm the only responsible adult at the school. But really. This costume is RIDICULOUS.

( WHAT was Dumbledore thinking? )

Ah. This blasted machine does still work. I was worried thought it might have stopped working from disuse. It seems as though I haven't had time to sit down here in ages. Although it's only been a few days. Between grading papers, Dumbledore's constant harassment seemingly endless detentions, Millicent's tutoring sessions, and trying to solve ( Read more... )

I've been terribly lax lately. Eventually I will return to my wits and hand out horribly gruesome detentions left and right. You'll never know when it might be...

Right now, however, I have much more pressing matters to attend to. Millicent, yesterday during class, that was the most magnificent blowjob demonstration of your skills yet. I must ( Read more... )

What an entirely hectic day. I woke up late and have since been running around trying to catch up. Dreadful really. I didn't even get a chance to interrogate Potter. *pouts* Not to mention I had to cancel Millicent's tutoring session. I think I'm having withdrawals. It must be the full moon. Until now I haven't even had the chance to open ( Read more... )

It's quite a pity that Trelawney didn't predict today's course of events. I would have benefited from some forewarning. Might have even taken an energy potion. Probably not. There's nothing quite like feeling thoroughly exhausted from a couple of rounds of good sex. As it is I have classes in the morning and it will take quite some effort to ( Read more... )

Trelawney warned me this morning that my emotions would be on my sleeve all day today. And then some fourth year fool splashed an emotion focusing potion all over me today. I can't seem to stop smiling, it's sickening, really. I don't want to see any of you for the next 24 hours, until the potion wears off.

Also, on the off chance that ( Read more... )

Pairing: Millicent/Snape
Rating: PG 13-ish?

( Drabble )