What a mind blowing experience.

I'm almost relaxed enough to forget that I have to chaperone tonight's Disney movie. Almost.

Someone comfort me.

The past twenty four hours have been hot fulfilling interesting. And have proven quite...inspiring.

A poem for two special ladies no reason in particular.

If either one of you care to repeat...well, let's just say that my calendar is open.

Beauty ( Read more... )

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Singing dinnerware. Singing teapots! ADRF#@Q$%*UY$#%HJEG$%#@%###%#$*^%^*$)(#$

And he's that bastard the lunatic who owns my soul the crazy old coot I've been assigned permanent chaperone to Disney movie night. Thank whatever gods there are or aren't that Slytherin won the match today. I don't think I could have handled the humiliation of ( Read more... )

I've decided that since I have access to this blasted muggle device, I may as well make good use of it. Too bad it doesn't actually do those useful things like automatically marking potions essays and deciphering mermish. Whoever would have guessed that muggle cinema didn't portray the truth ( Read more... )

Young Malfoy if you do not have at least two of your phenomenally late assignments on my desk tomorrow at the beginning of class tomorrow I shall be owling your mother for torture discipline privileges. I hope you understand that the results of not doing what I have asked will be somewhat less than pleasant ( Read more... )

I have been ill. Draco's grades are dropping rapidly. McGonagall has come to have a talk with me about it. Never in all my years of teaching has any other teacher...NEVER! Not even for Crabbe or Goyle...er, excuse me Goyle ( Read more... )

I cannot believe Dumbledore asked me to... and he threatened to bludgeon me to death with lemon drops if I didn't agree! That insufferable woman! The nerve of her, morphing into James Potter just to be a smart arse. And a rather shoddy copy of him, at that. I hardly think my request for her to become male was unreasonable, as disturbing as her ( Read more... )