I didnt make these....

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put down the ho-hos and beer, ssssssssssssuckas!!!

CUPCAKE POLL ( Read more... )

I have to make a cake for our family gte together sunday and i have no clue what kind i should make!
i have one cousin who doesn't really like chocolate, but what is better than rich chocolate cake? ...not much, i tell you!
and i have no clue what everyone else likes...

sometimes cake is really hard.

I want to be this guy


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i think it's time i start photo-documenting my life, strictly with the polaroid i have absolutely no clue how to control.

deep down, part of me agrees with whomever it was that first said the nicest people are the ones with the dirtiest secrets, the most mutilated skeletons in their closets. maybe jack the ripper's day job was running an orphanage. ned flanders has the bodies of kids in his sunday school class buried in his cartoon basement.

after i pay my car insurance next month
i'm applying to herron.
word.

you are my bread
and the hairline noise
of my bones.
you are almost
the sea.

lets hear it for di prima, kids.
no, really.

i dreamed a painting this morning. i was supposed to be in the shower, instead i dreamed a painting and so my hair is dirty

i need a tripod.
...maybe i should start updating again now that no one really reads this...

a few (most) of my favorite things...( Read more... )