Holy shit! I only have about 4 days of work left until I'm unemployed. PERHAPS FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE!!

The best gift you could get your girlfriend is a vacuum cleaner. CONFIRM/DENY

Help me out here.

I've just completely and totally polluted my coworkers air space.

Time to get up and get some coffee.

I need a new PC. Seriously, the one I have at home is fucking ridiculous.

For some reason this morning I was thinking about the first time I realized that finding a hair in your food is considered to be a rather unpleasant experience for some people. I guess I was about 7 or so and I was sitting in front of the tv eating dinner (I can't remember what it was but I do remember there being mashed potatoes) and my sister ( Read more... )

I guess the refilled the tank because the forums are back up.

"I get like this when I sense danger."


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I miss the light pen.


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What did I miss?

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