Teachers fucking their students is just awesome. As you know I try to report is when I can but I didn't mention anything about that male teacher with the LJ boinking one of his students. Sure I was part of a goonrush on it but honestly to me it's just not as fun as when some 35 year old female teacher fucks some 14 year old kid. I mean, some old ( Read more... )

meme time:
I want anyone and everyone who reads this to post in the comments something they would like to do with me someday. Then post this in your journal to find out what I want to do with you.

Also, I really hate my roommates fucking cat.

Things I learned while I was in Cuba:

1. I can't speak or understand spanish.

Cuba was extremely cuban.

This weekend I will be going to Cuba for the weekend. I've been told that I'm not allowed to get any hookers while I'm there. Now I have no idea what to do. I mean... what the hell else is there in Cuba other than cheap sluts?

My cock aches due to excessive fapping on the weekend.

Yeah, I lied.

Also: soglyadatai. Russian serial adder? The babel fish translations are awesome
" so, surely today I will be dismantled, frendy my expensive, with your questions, in the sense that I will try on them to answer, as in no way week two I promise, not serchayte for the delay: -) nothing if by one post by all and to otvechu, ok?"

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Comment here and I'll reply to your comment or something.

And yeah, i'm still going to do those porn reviews but everytime I start I end up at some bar.

I love porn. Some of you may LIKE porn but I LOVE IT. LOVE. You hear me?

Right here and now you will all reveal to me your favourite porn sites (pay or otherwise) or sites that you think I, _fap_, will like. Give me the link and I will review that site right here in my own slice of the internet.

My new roommate has a cat that won't stop trying to bite me. It's like it's the fucking thing's sole purpose in life. And then when I go into my room it sits outside crying like a douche.

It's only a matter of time before I fling it into the ocean.


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