http://www.cnn.com/ELECTION/2008/results/president/

How is Missouri still processing election results??

WHAAAT are those things on the google home page?!?!?!?!

wearing sunglasses inside, especially in a relatively dark hotel lobby/store with no windows in sight ( Read more... )

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teenage harlem-ite 127th @ st. nicholas:
"it's nice downtown, this is desert storm up here"

I really wish the city would give me the authority to punch people in the face when i deemed it appropriate.

Last night I picked up my dry cleaning, paid in cash, and left. The little lady that's usually sitting at the sewing machine (who was the only one in the store) came running down the sidewalk after me because she was worried she'd short-changed me. She hadn't. She was very relieved, patted me on the shoulder, and went back to her shop ( Read more... )

HOW does it feel twice as hot in New York as it does in southern Mississippi???????

I'll be home the 15th - 20th.. it is much needed....

i work in a boutique inside a hotel on the same floor a totally happenin bar-lounge.....  and the patrons must walk through the store to get to a hall where the restrooms are..   you should also know that for some reason people frequently thank me upon exiting the restrooms as if they are grateful that i was kind enough to let them use my ( Read more... )

    try to contain your laughter as you eveesdrop on an incredibly flamboyant man tell a story about witnessing two ducks get run over while he was running in the park.  An incident involving flying feathers that he describes as "a drag show gone haywire ( Read more... )