1.) I really am going to miss all you Websterian mother fuckers 2.) I have an obsession with Gym Class Heroes 3.) I have a total of six very wonderful people in my life.
So there's this boy in Cady's ASL class. They were talking about ball and such and he asked her if her friend that tans too much needed a date. Cady's like "who?" and he's like "the chick you share a locker with." Oh. That'd be me. Ha. I'm brown. And I laugh. The end.