Everyone is all a-dither in the Ministry these days. I trust everyone has read about it? In the Daily Prophet? Well, at least those of you who can manage to read ( Read more... )

Dear God,

Thank you for getting Bellatrix Black kicked out from school. You may be seven years too late, but at least you pushed through.

Many thanks,

Dolores Jane.

How nice to know I will be free from these walls in just a few more days. I apologize for not being around more often. I have been busy arranging matters in the Ministry for when I work there in earnest. Yes, you read correctly. Madame Bones has expressed her sentiments about my work. She said I was very efficient, very purpose-driven. She even ( Read more... )

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I had a nice discussion with Madame Bones (the Undersecretary to the Minister, you know) earlier in the day. We have been having tea together for some time now. She said she feels I have gotten a hang of the duties and responsibilities of her office rather quickly for an intern. She's a very pleasant woman. Very level-headed. Very logical ( Read more... )

No, I did not forget where I placed my scroll. I simply got caught up with something more...interesting.

Far be it in my nature to, ha ha, stalk people, I felt compelled to do a little investigating. Out of curiosity. We should never listen to rumors. Instead, I find it's best to seek the truth on our own ( Read more... )

Thank you, Mister Avery, for finally going away. I could not believe the amount of time you have forced your presence upon me. I can now breathe again. Men are disgusting creatures. Worse than cats, I think. At least all cats do is shed and occationally claw up the furniture. They don't go around being obnoxious about it ( Read more... )

Bellatrix, get your Avery out of my bed, or so help me, I will be throwing both him and your new monster cat off the Astronomy Tower.

Bravo to the over-acting classmates we have. It seems that the only way to unite this school is to kill off cats. This is very interesting. Maybe next time we should throw Filtch into the lake, see what happens then ( Read more... )

One doesn't go out of her way to find out about the recent rumors, and the universe makes it so that the rumor announces itself in the whole school. I can imagine what breakfast at the Great Hall would be like for two people.

The things we learn in our beloved hoggy-warty Hogwarts.