1)Total number of films I own on DVD/video ( Read more... )

When did the lesson-teaching, heart warming Sesame Street, starring Big Bird and his best friend, Snuffalufagus, become a bunch of giant stage costumes doing pseudo-hip-hop dance moves? And how did Elmo get cool? I hated Elmo.

So I woke up to move my car to a garage, and none were open. As I was trying to pay for a 5 hour parking sticker, this gentleman walks up, noticing I'm smoking a cigarette. "I'll give you a kiwi for a cigarette, man." And now I have a kiwi ( Read more... )

On a lighter note, I had a dream last night where my little brother was dating the Olsen twins. Only they were triplets. They were riding in a van in front of us in a very bright alley. He got one of them to take her top off and flash us on her camera phone. They were twelve ( Read more... )

Wow.

Um, okay. Haha. So I'm now 21, and getting there has truly been an interesting ride. Truly. :-)

At midnight on April 9, I was hanging out with christiangrrr and falltofragments. Fragments was asleep, but Christian and I had a shot of tequila. Well, I had half a shot of tequila. Because I'm a pussy. I then went home, stayed up all night, slept 'til like 3 on my ( Read more... )

So yeah. I always wanted one of those roller-ball-on-top mouses for your computer, and I finally managed to steal my dad's... Only neither of the clicking buttons works. I can't highlight anything important, or even click on anything half of the time. Also, since I'm enough of a retard (non-conformist) to move my start menu and task bar for ( Read more... )

Okay. So tell me if I'm being irrational when I'm extremely irritated about all of this ( Read more... )

Okay. I am now completely moved into my parents house. Normally, I wouldn't be very excited about that, but seriously... I have high speed internet access again, no more bills, and no more stairs to climb! That much is definitely good news. I can't have random sex with strangers at all hours of the day and night, but since I've been pretty much ( Read more... )

If I were a month I would be: January ( Read more... )

Damn, it feels like it's been a long time since I updated. I'm so naked without the internet, seriously ( Read more... )