so i had an essay to finish today and i drank a bunch of coffee and now i'm all done with it with tons of time to spare and i'm all jacked up on java and i have no idea what to do with myself because i barely ever drink coffee but actually i was thinking i should start drinking more coffee because i'd probably get a lot more done.

( two gallants, steady rollin' )

"i don't know why you can't trust me!" what a cute thing to say after being caught in a lie. you know eventually i'm just going to get fed up and leave for good. you can't lie to someone all the time and expect them to stick around forever. yeah i'm just being stupid right now but eventually i'll be gone for good. you choose to bull shit about the ( Read more... )

tonight was cool. now if only i could get my cat to calm the fuck down. isn't growing up fun!? now if only we could stop talking about high school.

last night i had the most wonderful dream. kennedy was about to be elected president, and if he was then my family was going to become rich. i lived in seattle and there was a boy that spoke every european language you can think of. we fell in love and ballroom danced and everything was beautiful...that's when i fucking woke up. and then some ( Read more... )

is just one of those days where you should stay inside. this means i should go out and do something. it's time to throw down the books and get a forty. my tongue was blue yesterday and i'm not sure why. i think i was sexually assulted by a smurf. i could go into that and gross you all out, but i think i'll keep my sick fetish's to myself. does ( Read more... )

laura i'm never drinking that much tequila on a school night again.

Down the road came a Junco Partner ( Read more... )

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dad i'm sooooo sorry about the 28 dollar parking ticket i forgot to tell you about. how much do you get fined for speeding? how much do you get fined for dui's? i'm sorry i'm just not understanding why you are as angry as you are with me over something that could be so much fucking worse. are you bored? has your girlfriend not snuck in your bedroom ( Read more... )