vardebedian, here is a site that will sate your shameful desires, albeit temporarily:

http://hornymanatee.com/

( my xmas stocking )

The monitor being dead, and well outside any warranty, I thought I'd open it up and see if there was anything to be done. Take it apart, and follow the smell of charred electronics ( Read more... )

Are you all in there? I can perceive you, albeit dimly, as if through a glass, darkly ( Read more... )

I read recently that there's this amazing new workout which can make you fit if you exercise for four minutes a day.

It's also the case that the training montage music from Rocky IV is about 4 minutes long.

Surely that can't be a co-incidence.

Alright, to start with, never buy an Orange mobile phone. (That's the company, though buying one coloured orange isn't likely to be a good idea either.) Having done so, ooh, 12 months ago, I am now getting a nuisance call about twice a day, trying to sell me another 12 months contract in the guise of a "free upgrade". They all do it, of course, but ( Read more... )

Someone needs to reorganise the recycling around here, given the weather. One week they collect garden waste, the next week they collect cans, bottles, etc. Only nothing's growing in the gardens. All the lawns are dead so there's no grass cuttings. Meanwhile, people must have more than doubled their consumption of beer and soft drinks.

Challenged by skorpionuk to come up with five tracks with the word "blue" in the title, I found:

The Dream Of The Blue Turtles - Sting
Blue Lines - Massive Attack
Folsom Prison Blues - Johnny Cash
Bullet The Blue Sky - U2
Goodbye Blue Sky - Pink Floyd

Leave me a comment, if you like, and I'll set you a word.

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I just recieved an email from my local cinema, suggesting that if I were to solve the Da Vinci code, I might win some lovely prizes. I can't help thinking that if it's that easy, the film can't be very interesting.