major pet peeve: when a guy calls you late at night asking to hang out. of course i'm going to say no! what kind of fucking slut do i look like asshole ( Read more... )

i sing "i love you" way too much
so i'll say "i hate you" for tonight

man. i love how my roommate spent all weekend talking me out of studying, spent maybe 2 hrs in the library and managed to get all of her work done and have time to check her facebook, and then get a good 6 hours of sleep, only to come home from classes today and nap for 2 hours (she's still going strong though). i, on the other hand, spent ( Read more... )

for the record, the worst thing to do when life isn't going well is to go back and read everything you wrote in your journal when you were the happiest person alive ( Read more... )

how do birds have sex? how does every other animal have sex?? i feel woefully ignorant on the subject.

if a man bled out of his penis for 6 days, he would be in the fucking emergency room. women bleed for that long once a month. thats 1 in 5 days spent bleeding. totally "normal." well fuck that. i almost passed out. i want a hysterectomy.

what happened to the way we used to love?
it seemed as though life had just begun
but now that love has come and gone to fade away
like the setting sun
cause you won't let me in.

i feel like an 8 year old, except people won't think it's cute when i smile. they'll think i'm defected.

my fortune cookie: "friends long absent are coming back to you."

yeah, whatever..

"marriages don't fail because couples get bored. they fail because while they're dating, people pretend to be the person they think their partner wants and then, well, there's only so long you can keep that up. people THINKING their partner will change... that's another reason marriages fail. people don't change. at least not in any way that really ( Read more... )

it's really convenient that it's the new year. i've had this resolution in mind for a while now, but why not make it official? last year i didn't have a resolution. you know why? because everything was PERFECT and i had nothing to fix. i liked myself, my life, my friends, my grades, everything. now? i hate it all. i've had no motivation in the past ( Read more... )