if one were to create a giant sandwich -a sandwich of very generous proportions, that is to say, one might also require giant ingredients, such as pickles. pickles from alaska, where the northern tundra knows no bounds in creating excellence (in terms of largeness) as the midnight sun blasts all poor earthdwellers with ultraviolet death rays. ( Read more... )

i think i tried to update last night... upset it didnt work... HIKING TODAY!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
and i think i killed my liver

always awesome ( Read more... )

so the hostess-for-the-moment idea is beginning to suck... lots of stress and ishy people... constantly busy restaurant + evil national chain = bad, ...but fun sometimes too... one more month and i'm free... as a side, my coworkers wanted to know if i was a "hippie" when i asked if there was any recycling... they promptly decided i was... fucking ( Read more... )

so i got a job hostessing (possibly waitressing in the near future) and ( Read more... )

after an extended stint of avoiding technological means of mass communication, the summer is here, and boredom has returned in the silent lulls between activities and quasi-excitements. and it is in this time that i am desperately searching for employment (avoiding the evil empire to which i was so formerly shackled) i have decided that it is ( Read more... )

not updated in a while...
SUPERVOLCANO IN MONTANA!!!!
life is like a loaf of raisin bread

...deciding how i would look with a mustache. weird and somehow spanish...

saw army of darkness last night. awful. awesome. inspired scary dawn-of-the-dead like dreams. how come you only hear about people catching colds when it's an emo person? (sorry :)

people will always surprise you

and finally, we are done with dinkytown... and for ( Read more... )

stuff kinda blows sometimes. i'm so socially awkward sometimes i just want to crawl into my little shell and live out of it. but i'd starve. fuck. Tom, my room STILL smells -but now it just kinda smells like old tuna grrrrrrrrrrrrr ( Read more... )

we are back at school and excited and terrified and i feel like some sort of shellfish and am sleepy ( Read more... )