Nick --
[noun]:

A perma-orgasm

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Philosophy
Written by John Kendrick Bangs

If there's no sun, I still can have the moon;
If there's no moon, the stars my needs suffice;
And if these fail, I have my evening lamp;
Or, lampless, there's my trusty tallow dip;
And if the dip goes out, my couch remains;
Where I may sleep and dream there's light again.

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Just for the record,

This has to be the most single fucking weirdest weekend of my life,

And its not even half done.

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So in exactly 9 hours, I'll be plummeting toward the earth from 14,500ft.

First time skydiving - if you dont hear from me in the next day or so.. you'll know why.

Nick:  Hey God, Whats up?
God: Nothing, whats up with you?
Nick: Nothing Big, just a question. 
God: shoot. 
Nick:  god, wtf? Seriously, wtf is up wiht Israel.
God: oh, that?
Nick:  Yea. 
God: I have no clue. Too many people wound up I guess.
Nick:  Why do you allow this? Why not stop it? 
God: Why would I?
.Nick:  ......Aren't you supposed to be good? Why ( Read more... )

Think about the important occurences in your life in the past year, give it some good thought, then:

-List five things you have learned in general or about yourself.
-List five things you have learned about your friends.


Myself:
1)  Not every fight worth fighting do you have to win.  
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