May I tell you a story?

[_morrissey_]

In Greek legend, Hyacinthus was a young man of Amyclae in Laconia. The son of the King of Sparta, his great beauty attracted the love of Apollo, god of prophecy, archery and music. One afternoon, either while Apollo was teaching Hyacinthus to throw the discus, or they were engaged in a friendly discus throwing competition, tragedy struck. Apollo

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[kate__winslet]

Oh, and here I was looking forward to shopping with you this week, but it seems that Liam Gallagher's going to be murdering you before we get the chance to meet up.

[_morrissey_]

Hahaha. Don't worry dear, Liam's mostly all mouth (and unibrow) with very little teeth. I'll be alright. If I don't survive to meet you, I'll leave you my credit cards.

[kate__winslet]

That made me laugh right out loud. Unibrow indeed! However lovely your credit cards may be, I have my heart set on meeting you now and I won't settle for anything less.

[_morrissey_]

Good, that's sorted then. I'll stock up on firearms to make sure I make it to the appointed day.

[gareth_gates]

lovely story.

i'll be sure to do you the favour of polishing your dishes before you give throwing them toward me any thought at all.

[_morrissey_]

Excellent, then they'll be nice and shiny should one accidently cave in your skull.

Like I'd ever let you even think of doing my dishes.

[gareth_gates]

could i prepare dinner for you, then?

[_morrissey_]

I'd love it. I do have an excellent cook however, if you'd rather just be served.

I myself am capable of burning water, so I won't be offering to prepare any meals for you in the near future.

[gallagher]

nic will be simply devastated. i'll make sure to leave her your number for a bit of poncey whinge, eh. you'll have to inform me of our next secret meeting spot seein as i've had a memory lapse of this entire fookin thought.

[_morrissey_]

i've had a memory lapse of this entire fookin thought.

Wouldn't be the first time.

Oh well, I forgive you. I suppose we'll have to call our relatives and let them know it's off. I would've let Nic be best man, however, if that changes your mind...

[gallagher]

you've broken me heart.

[_morrissey_]

Won't be the last time.

[johnsquire]

I'd offer to be the Best Man but I'm not entirely sure who's the groom and who's the bride in that pairing. Woe is me if I should make a wrong assumption there.

[_morrissey_]

Hmmm, while Liam is certainly hairier than I, he is quite obviously eternally pre-menstrual. Yes, it's a tough decision, but he'd definitely be the blushing bride.

[johnsquire]

Blushing bride? Haha. To see Liam blush from anything would be a shock, let alone see him rosy-faced in a wedding gown.

[_morrissey_]

Only I know how to properly push his buttons...

[jonnyleemiller]

Wonderful. I've always liked summer weddings. I'll have to purchase the future Mrs. Morrissey a nice day at the spa. I'm sure you want him looking his best for the big night. wink wink.

[_morrissey_]

Please god, wax the eyebrow