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[_morrissey_]

I'm in Jonny.

This one line update has been brought to you by jonnyleemiller, _liamgallagher_, and the letters "H" and "A".

Comments

[kate__winslet]

Terrible, awful, unoriginal copycats!

;-)

[_morrissey_]

I'm just following a running trend. I like to be trendy now. Being original doesn't pay as well.

[kate__winslet]

Well, really, if that's the way it is...

[_morrissey_]

Oh no, don't tell me...

[alex_james]

Leave room for me. I want to be in Jonny too.

[_morrissey_]

I'm sure he can comfortably fit at least two, if not more.

[cerys_matthews]

If Jonny's in me, does that somehow mean you are also in me as well?

[_morrissey_]

Like a chain of pure deliciousness.

[jonnyleemiller]

I hope you find it cosy. I do pride myself in being a good host, after all.

[_morrissey_]

It's a bit tight with Alex in here as well, but I'm sure we can squeeze in quite nicely and make some room.

[jonnyleemiller]

Cheers, because we all know my arse is the size of a small country. I'll be sure to set the biscuits out.

[_morrissey_]

GOOD GOD WE'RE IN YOUR ARSE??!!?!

I mean, of course we are, what else was I talking about.

Mmmm. Arse Biscuits.

[jon_sclub]

you're lucky

[_morrissey_]

Not really. Seems that everyone's doing it these days.

[jon_sclub]

I haven't so I still think you're lucky.

[_morrissey_]

Ah, buy him a packet of fags and a pint and he's yours. For at least a couple of hours.