Unloveable?

[_morrissey_]

...Perhaps not.

Someone intends to try and love me. He told me so.

Following that natural high I fled directly into the arms of my loving fiance´ (HO!) and he provided me with a chemical one. But I'm getting ahead of myself. This was much after a long and dreary flight into one of the dreariest places I've ever seen, and that's saying a lot,

Comments

[jordan_i_pundik]

You know what would make a really good update? You actually mentioning me one time!

[_morrissey_]

I'm sorry dear, how terrible of me, neglecting you again.

Perhaps a special mention is in order.

[jordan_i_pundik]

Thank you! :-[

[_morrissey_]

It's the least I could do, darling.

[thomyorke]

and you say i'm barmy.

[_morrissey_]

I never said I wasn't as well.

[gallagher]

the fact that you had to run yer gob off means we can't deny accountablity for the mormonesque drug enduced fiasco. yer right, you are damned and if the gods are working in my favour, utah will be the home of your personal hell.

[_morrissey_]

I'm sorry, did I make a mistake and admit to anything obvious?

[jonnyleemiller]

You should've visited the Grand Tetons. Other than that, Utah scares me.

[_morrissey_]

I think it's obvious why you like those mountains. It's the name, isn't it?

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[jonnyleemiller]

Your surname is Obvious, innit? I think I shall start calling you Captain. Really, I think they're a lovely set of mountains.

[_morrissey_]

And you, son, are the newly crowned Queen of Pithy comments. Last name: Bitch.

I might have taken pictures of them, had I known you were a fan.

[kate__winslet]

Ah. My God. You wrote this.

Did you know that in Utah, the video rental stores edited Titanic? They took out the drawing scene and the love scene in the car. You know, too racy for the Mormons and whatnot. Had I been recognised I'd probably have been burnt at the stake.

[_morrissey_]

Oh. Yes, I did, didn't I?

You probably wouldn't have been burned because they hadn't seen those scenes, had they? For all they know, you're saintlike.

How little they know.

[kate__winslet]

You did. And with no warning so I could prepare!

No, they had to have seen the scenes, otherwise they wouldn't have known to edit them out. I know you're not implying that I am anything but pure and innocent...

[_morrissey_]

I'm sorry. I tried to tell you I'm horrible at keeping things to myself. Especially when I'm writing them down.

No no no. You're saintlike. I just know it.