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Why not go out on a limb? That's where the fruit is.
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The Most Important Political Office Is That Of The Private Citizen
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$5 Doesn't Go As Far As It Used To
I got a letter from a kindly old lady named Mary Walper recently. It said "Happy 17th Birthday" and it had $5 in it. I used to write thank-you notes back with what I bought from it, but I'm too afraid I would write back "I used your $5 to buy cigarettes...I'm 18 dammit" so I'm just not going to respond ( Read more... ) -
You Know What I Miss? THE ENTIRE SEASON OF FALL
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I Don't Want To Achieve Immortality Through My Work; I Want To Achieve Immortality Through Not Dying
-Woody Allen
The rest of the quote is "I don't want to live on in the hearts of my countrymen; I want to live on in my apartment."
The point is, I'm gonna be legal (
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Things Hit Close To Home
Tom Reynolds was told of the Mark-Foley-hitting-on-teenagers thing ( Read more... ) -
"There Are Two Things The Government Has A Lot Of: Paperclips And BS"
-My soon-to-be new mentor ( Read more... )