1. I wear tight pants, so i MUST be gay ( Read more... )

How many days does it take for a letter to be delivered when its destination is 143 miles away? This isn't a word problem. I need to know for my own personal knowledge, so I can stop going silently insane.

Kevin Brown's pretty fucking hella tiiiight.

whatabitch

What's up my niglets? It's just me T to the izz-ielle 4 rizz-eal. So lyke right now, I'm all chillin' up in ma pad and shit and layin down some beats when all da sudden some nukka knocks at ma door. 'who's cud it be?' I'z sayz to ma-self az i getz out of my bean bag chair. so'z i opend da doo and it'z FUKKIN EMINEM. I WAZ LYKE 'DAMN DAWG' AND HE ( Read more... )

I think this is for the best.
But I wish he'd just talk to me.

I got my license on Tuesday.
Fuckin finally.
Yeah.

I love days/nights like these.

I like how nobody talks to me on livejournal.

I never did anything to you, man.
But no matter what I try.
You'll beat me with your bitter lies.
So call me crazy, hold me down.
Make me cry; get off now,
baby- It won't be long till you'll be lying
limp in your own hand.

I have no idea what I want. Ask me in five years.