I hate my sister's cat ( Read more... )

My sister turns twenty today. She has lived with me for twenty whole years. She's put up with me telling her that a bug bite on my leg is MRSA (and very nicely calmed me down while pretending to take me VERY SERIOUSLY), lets me steal her clothes, keeps my secrets, has seen me at my lowest, my highest (emotionally and illegally) and my drunkest. ( Read more... )

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So I'm at my grandparents' now ( Read more... )

-You should call them "shark accidents" not "shark attacks" because even though the 20 foot two and a half ton Great White ripping off your leg seems like an attack, it's really just an accident. He didn't mean to bite down and shake you like that. It just happened-Sharks will eat trash cans, dolphins, fish, seals, birds, dogs, dead whales, other ( Read more... )